Coffee makes me poop.

5yo neice Skylar: Aunt Sherry, WHAT is this!!? (pointing at the poop on the cup that currently holds her hot chocolate)

Me: It’s poop. (massive 5yo dirty look ensues) The mug says ‘coffee makes me poop.’

Skylar: Why did you giveme this?!

Me: Why not? It’s a funny mug.

Skylar: Because I hate this! It’s NOT FUNNY!

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