5yo neice Skylar: Aunt Sherry, WHAT is this!!? (pointing at the poop on the cup that currently holds her hot chocolate)
Me: It’s poop. (massive 5yo dirty look ensues) The mug says ‘coffee makes me poop.’
Skylar: Why did you giveme this?!
Me: Why not? It’s a funny mug.
Skylar: Because I hate this! It’s NOT FUNNY!