Whenever I hear the song “Let’s go all the way” by E. Sly Fox, I think of my parents. That sounds a lot weirder than it’s intended. I came home from school one day and sat down at my desk to do my homework. I noticed the desk had been ransacked. Someone had gone […]
I’ve wanted to sit down a million times and write posts here and I’m such a loser I never bother to do it. I want to talk about my amazing summer at the lake, and how I spent the night in a dog kennel to raise money for the Humane society, and how on that […]
5yo neice Skylar: Aunt Sherry, WHAT is this!!? (pointing at the poop on the cup that currently holds her hot chocolate) Me: It’s poop. (massive 5yo dirty look ensues) The mug says ‘coffee makes me poop.’ Skylar: Why did you giveme this?! Me: Why not? It’s a funny mug. Skylar: Because I hate this! It’s […]
My sister picked me up and tried to snuggle me. So I fish hooked her bottom lip.
I knocked everything off the top shelf of the bookcase in the livingroom. Then I yelled at my Mom like it was her fault.
My Mom saw me sleeping so she decided to snuggle up with me. I slapped her in the face and moved 3 feet down the couch.
It’s funny sometimes, you wake up in the morning and all feels right with the world. Then your day begins and that one tiny thing sets you off on a path of knowledge that today, of days, will not go well for you, or anyone else that is associated with you. The lack of appreciation […]
I used to love this blog. I still do. I guess that’s why I’ve paid for the domain for years and years, even though I stopped using it a long time ago. I’d worked for hours on end over that layout, the beautiful fall colours and the sunflower background. Agonized over the html that I […]