Buckle up, I’mma gonna throw down.
Taylor Swift needs to stick to the things that she does best:
-sing girlie Country songs, while wearing far too much make up
-be creepy
-pretend not to be dating one of the Jonas Brothers
-pretend to still be a virgin
She needs to stop doing the following:
-pretending that she can sing anything other than girly Country songs
-singing duets with cool rockin’ old hairbands that I’m not afraid to say I love
-going on stage with a bunch of old men, bouncing around not wearing a bra
-swinging her bewbies while doing the above
-whipping her hair around like she’s in Poison
PUT ON A BRA, Taylor Swift!!! and stop ruining the classics, by gawd, STOP RUINING THE CLASSICS!!!
October 24th, 2008 at 7:28 pm
i’d watch that every day, and twice on sundays, if this could be purged from my memories… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FONt47Z0KZg
October 24th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
^where in God’s name did you ever find that? That’s horrific.
October 24th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
one of those “let’s be snarky” vh-1 shows. i know that really narrows it down.
October 24th, 2008 at 9:08 pm
Dude, that Celine thing was AWESOME!!!!
October 24th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
MY EYES!!! MY EARS!!!! O what have you done to me, Sher?
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October 24th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
When did Def Lepard become a small country? There was like 11 guy on stage.
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